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Grandpa Has Lost What’s Left Of His Mind

August 3, 2008 · 2 Comments

“It shall be known that in 2008 the world will be blessed. They will call him ‘The One,’” says the announcer in the minute-long video, over images of light shining from the heavens and a gospel music-like soundtrack, interspersed with clips drawn from Obama speeches.

“And he has anointed himself. Ready to carry the burden of The One,” continues the announcer. “He can do no wrong. Can you see the light?”

Dialogue from the most recent John McCain ad… is he really trying to win?

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No She Didn’t!

January 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“She’s like the Black Patti LaBelle”

Sherri Shephard

Black Woman/Color Blind

Trying to describe who Shirley Ceasar is to the audience of The View…

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Whooo Are You?

January 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“Over the last week, I listened to you, and in the process I found my own voice.  Now together, let’s give America the kind of comeback that New Hampshire has just given me.”

Hillary Clinton

Change Agent/Comeback Kid

After her narrow victory in the New Hampshire primary… using her “own voice” to steal the themes of other candidates.

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A Change Is Gonna Come

January 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“The real gamble in this election is to do the same things, with the same folks, playing the same games over and over and over again and somehow expect a different result.  That is a gamble we cannot afford, this is a risk we cannot take.  Not this time.  Not now.  It is time to turn the page.”

Barack Obama

Presidential Candidate/Marked Man

On the democratic presidential primary campaign trail taking a thinly veiled swipe at Hillary Clinton and the rest of the old guard.

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It Wasn’t Me

December 12, 2007 · Leave a Comment

“Had they followed proper procedures, my wife would   be alive today.”

Manfred Schockner

Former millionaire/Bubba’s new long-term girlfriend

During his murder trial, explaining how police should have stopped the hitman he hired to kill his wife.  He had her killed
to avoid splitting $3.5 million… he is now serving a life sentence. 

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